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Re: If there was tech support in botswana...
« Reply #300 on: January 09, 2012, 06:54:41 pm »
Because you can't/don't want to pay for it.


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Re: If there was tech support in botswana...
« Reply #301 on: January 09, 2012, 07:04:33 pm »
A project that is currently floundering due to indecision

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Re: If there was tech support in botswana...
« Reply #302 on: January 09, 2012, 07:21:56 pm »
because it leads to holes.

why can't I hack into google's servers?
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Re: If there was tech support in botswana...
« Reply #303 on: January 09, 2012, 08:47:19 pm »
Because you're not Google enough.

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Re: If there was tech support in botswana...
« Reply #304 on: January 09, 2012, 09:43:10 pm »
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Re: If there was tech support in botswana...
« Reply #305 on: January 09, 2012, 10:27:29 pm »
epic ninja'd?  maybe wrong page. :P
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Because he didn't read the man page.

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Re: If there was tech support in botswana...
« Reply #306 on: January 09, 2012, 10:36:52 pm »
because it's tired of toasting your buns. (pun intended)


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Re: If there was tech support in botswana...
« Reply #307 on: January 10, 2012, 12:18:18 pm »
Because darl is an evil monster :D

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Re: If there was tech support in botswana...
« Reply #308 on: January 10, 2012, 12:30:18 pm »
since it would be easy to make yourself.. j/k xp

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Re: If there was tech support in botswana...
« Reply #309 on: January 10, 2012, 12:34:09 pm »
Because tests are for the stupid people. j/k of course

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Re: If there was tech support in botswana...
« Reply #310 on: January 10, 2012, 12:46:02 pm »
because windows is really stupid

how is it possible that my nokia 3310 battery still survives a whole week of usage, while i have to reload my smartphone every other day?
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Re: If there was tech support in botswana...
« Reply #311 on: January 10, 2012, 12:59:20 pm »
Because your smartphone likes juice, thats why! :D

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Re: If there was tech support in botswana...
« Reply #312 on: January 10, 2012, 04:50:24 pm »
because bill gates is a noob.


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Re: If there was tech support in botswana...
« Reply #313 on: January 10, 2012, 06:16:50 pm »
≤answer≥≤/answer≥

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Re: If there was tech support in botswana...
« Reply #314 on: January 10, 2012, 06:19:06 pm »
RUN!!!!!

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