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Re: If there was tech support in botswana...
« Reply #570 on: January 05, 2013, 03:32:49 am »
It didn't happen.

I can't scroll down to the end.
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Re: Re: If there was tech support in botswana...
« Reply #571 on: January 05, 2013, 04:14:58 am »
Choose yourself a new end and scroll to that point.

My body only has an efficiency of 24%
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Re: If there was tech support in botswana...
« Reply #572 on: January 05, 2013, 07:35:20 am »
Stab yourself and get an efficiency of 0%

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Re: If there was tech support in botswana...
« Reply #573 on: January 05, 2013, 08:12:11 am »
Remove the energy star label from your body.

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Re: If there was tech support in botswana...
« Reply #574 on: January 05, 2013, 08:23:59 am »
I'll go for both of them :)
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Re: If there was tech support in botswana...
« Reply #575 on: January 05, 2013, 08:53:03 am »
You'll also die faster.

I want to overvolt myself.
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Re: If there was tech support in botswana...
« Reply #576 on: January 05, 2013, 12:02:28 pm »
I'll let Zeus know. He'll help you out.

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Late last night, Quebec was invaded by a group calling themselves, "Omnimaga". Not much is known about these mysterious people except that they all carried calculators of some kind and they all seemed to converge on one house in particular. Experts estimate that the combined power of their fabled calculators is greater than all the worlds super computers put together. The group seems to be holding out in the home of a certain DJ_O, who the Omnimagians claim to be their founder. Such power has put the world at a standstill with everyone waiting to see what the Omnimagians will do...

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Re: If there was tech support in botswana...
« Reply #577 on: January 12, 2013, 11:56:24 pm »
Buy a resistor.

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Re: If there was tech support in botswana...
« Reply #578 on: January 14, 2013, 06:20:57 pm »
Don't resist.

I need help fixing a bug in my TI-89 program.
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Re: If there was tech support in botswana...
« Reply #579 on: January 14, 2013, 08:33:31 pm »
Trash it and get an nspire.

I want moar nspires
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Re: If there was tech support in botswana...
« Reply #580 on: January 14, 2013, 08:34:07 pm »
Buy them.

My server needs more ram.
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Re: If there was tech support in botswana...
« Reply #581 on: January 14, 2013, 08:34:28 pm »
Buy more.

The Nspire is s**t.
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If you want to implore me to come back, or otherwise contact me, I can be found on GitHub (bluebear94), Twitter (@melranosF_), Reddit (/u/Fluffy8x), or e-mail (if you know my address). As a last resort, send me a PM on Cemetech (bluebear94) or join Touhou Prono (don't be fooled by the name). I've also enabled notifications for PMs on Omnimaga, but I don't advise using that since I might be banned.
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Re: If there was tech support in botswana...
« Reply #582 on: January 14, 2013, 08:35:51 pm »
I am going to massacre you. :mad:

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Re: If there was tech support in botswana...
« Reply #583 on: January 14, 2013, 08:37:31 pm »
run epic7, RUN!!!!!!!!!!

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Re: If there was tech support in botswana...
« Reply #584 on: January 14, 2013, 08:44:14 pm »
You don't need to. Just get caught and executed for murdering BB94.

You managed to not get arrested.
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Due to dissatisfaction, I will be inactive on Omnimaga until further notice. (?? THP hasn't been much success and there's also the CE. I might possibly be here for a while.)
If you want to implore me to come back, or otherwise contact me, I can be found on GitHub (bluebear94), Twitter (@melranosF_), Reddit (/u/Fluffy8x), or e-mail (if you know my address). As a last resort, send me a PM on Cemetech (bluebear94) or join Touhou Prono (don't be fooled by the name). I've also enabled notifications for PMs on Omnimaga, but I don't advise using that since I might be banned.
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