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Re: The awkward moment when...
« Reply #30 on: November 16, 2011, 04:32:12 pm »
When awkward moments don't become awkward until someone tells about it publicly in an awkward moment update.

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Re: The awkward moment when...
« Reply #31 on: November 16, 2011, 05:05:47 pm »
lol I had to +1 you for that XD

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Re: The awkward moment when...
« Reply #32 on: November 16, 2011, 07:40:16 pm »
When you realize that it's not a dream and you actually came to school without your pants on.
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Re: The awkward moment when...
« Reply #33 on: November 16, 2011, 07:47:55 pm »
When you go to school, forgetting to change out of your pajamas, and no one comments until the middle of the day.
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Re: The awkward moment when...
« Reply #34 on: November 16, 2011, 08:01:46 pm »
Well, since people keep playing games on their calcs in class* my  math teacher is considering banning graphing calculators.  Every time she tells someone to out away their calc, EVERYONE turns around and stares at me. :mad:


*Note: I'm the only one who dosn't play games.  I code ;D

HAHAHA I remember giving out calculator games to people in math class, and after a week or so, the math teacher got pissed and cleared everyone's calculator memory who was playing games. After class in private, he told me to stop giving people games. He was like, I know you can do the math we are learning now, but others can't, so they need to pay attention.

So I had to stop giving people games (except few close friends, and I taught them how to archive programs and open them from MirageOS so it would be protected from ram clear if teacher caught them)


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Re: The awkward moment when...
« Reply #35 on: November 16, 2011, 08:46:39 pm »
I did the same, except for that I told people how to save games in group file and my teacher just did RAM clear the calc XD
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Re: The awkward moment when...
« Reply #36 on: November 16, 2011, 09:02:06 pm »
When people ask you if they can borrow a calculator, then when you pull one out of your backpack, they jokingly ask how many you have with you, you truthfully reply 3. Awkward stares and questions ensue.


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Re: The awkward moment when...
« Reply #37 on: November 16, 2011, 09:08:18 pm »
I do the same except I say 12. XP
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Re: The awkward moment when...
« Reply #38 on: November 16, 2011, 11:50:01 pm »
your teacher takes your calc away and you can't do math any more
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Re: The awkward moment when...
« Reply #39 on: November 17, 2011, 12:04:27 am »
when you tell your teacher you dont need to know how to do math because you have a calc and phone(which aare the same thing(TI-Pwhen you tell your teacher you dont need to know how to do math because you have a calc and phone(which aare the same thing(TI-Phone))
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Re: The awkward moment when...
« Reply #40 on: November 17, 2011, 10:18:53 am »
I do the same except I say 12. XP
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Re: The awkward moment when...
« Reply #41 on: November 17, 2011, 09:26:30 pm »
The teacher takes away your calculator for no reason and when asked why? says I needed it :P
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Re: The awkward moment when...
« Reply #42 on: November 18, 2011, 07:48:00 am »
Lol^^
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Re: The awkward moment when...
« Reply #43 on: November 25, 2011, 07:43:48 am »
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Re: The awkward moment when...
« Reply #44 on: November 25, 2011, 08:25:30 am »
You're facebook account has been hacked, but when you check 2 minutes later, it says April Fool's day!
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