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Re: Hey Guys!
« Reply #30 on: June 09, 2010, 04:00:55 pm »
* jsj795 eats blue lobster, cherry-flavored dragon, and the magic banana :)
« Last Edit: June 09, 2010, 04:01:10 pm by jsj795 »


Spoiler For funny life mathematics:
1. ROMANCE MATHEMATICS
Smart man + smart woman = romance
Smart man + dumb woman = affair
Dumb man + smart woman = marriage
Dumb man + dumb woman = pregnancy
2. OFFICE ARITHMETIC
Smart boss + smart employee = profit
Smart boss + dumb employee = production
Dumb boss + smart employee = promotion
Dumb boss + dumb employee = overtime
3. SHOPPING MATH
A man will pay $2 for a $1 item he needs.
A woman will pay $1 for a $2 item that she doesn't need.
4. GENERAL EQUATIONS & STATISTICS
A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband.
A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife.
A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend.
A successful woman is one who can find such a man.
5. HAPPINESS
To be happy with a man, you must understand him a lot and love him a little.
To be happy with a woman, you must love her a lot and not try to understand her at all.
6. LONGEVITY
Married men live longer than single men do, but married men are a lot more willing to die.
7. PROPENSITY TO CHANGE
A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn't.
A man marries a woman expecting that she won't change, and she does.
8. DISCUSSION TECHNIQUE
A woman has the last word in any argument.
Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument.

Girls = Time * Money (Girls are a combination of time and money)
Time = Money (Time is money)
Girls = Money squared (So, girls are money squared)
Money = sqrt(Evil) (Money is also the root of all evil)
Girls = sqrt(Evil) squared (So, girls are the root of all evil squared)
Girls = Evil (Thus, girls are evil)
*Girls=Evil credit goes to Compynerd255*

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Re: Hey Guys!
« Reply #31 on: June 09, 2010, 04:01:46 pm »
* calcdude was absent at the time and acts like Zeus, taking revenge for the eating of everyone. Following classical mythology, a war begins. My side gets the giants, mwahahaha.
« Last Edit: October 09, 2010, 05:51:00 pm by calcdude84se »
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Re: Hey Guys!
« Reply #32 on: June 09, 2010, 04:01:50 pm »
Wow, no wonder post counts got disabled in the intro threads... ;D

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Re: Hey Guys!
« Reply #33 on: June 09, 2010, 04:02:58 pm »
* Mr_Coding_Knight dances inside the collective bellies of those who have eaten him.
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Re: Hey Guys!
« Reply #34 on: June 09, 2010, 04:06:18 pm »
* jsj795 feels the blue lobster exploding in his belly and runs to the bathroom.

there, a cherry-flavored dragon smells cherry and somehow teleports out of my belly and fly toward the cherry.


Spoiler For funny life mathematics:
1. ROMANCE MATHEMATICS
Smart man + smart woman = romance
Smart man + dumb woman = affair
Dumb man + smart woman = marriage
Dumb man + dumb woman = pregnancy
2. OFFICE ARITHMETIC
Smart boss + smart employee = profit
Smart boss + dumb employee = production
Dumb boss + smart employee = promotion
Dumb boss + dumb employee = overtime
3. SHOPPING MATH
A man will pay $2 for a $1 item he needs.
A woman will pay $1 for a $2 item that she doesn't need.
4. GENERAL EQUATIONS & STATISTICS
A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband.
A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife.
A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend.
A successful woman is one who can find such a man.
5. HAPPINESS
To be happy with a man, you must understand him a lot and love him a little.
To be happy with a woman, you must love her a lot and not try to understand her at all.
6. LONGEVITY
Married men live longer than single men do, but married men are a lot more willing to die.
7. PROPENSITY TO CHANGE
A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn't.
A man marries a woman expecting that she won't change, and she does.
8. DISCUSSION TECHNIQUE
A woman has the last word in any argument.
Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument.

Girls = Time * Money (Girls are a combination of time and money)
Time = Money (Time is money)
Girls = Money squared (So, girls are money squared)
Money = sqrt(Evil) (Money is also the root of all evil)
Girls = sqrt(Evil) squared (So, girls are the root of all evil squared)
Girls = Evil (Thus, girls are evil)
*Girls=Evil credit goes to Compynerd255*

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Re: Hey Guys!
« Reply #35 on: June 09, 2010, 05:21:09 pm »
* Magic Banana pulls out a flashlight and starts coding in the bowels of ztrumpet/Mr_Coding_Knight/jsj795
I do sprites and stuff, so yeah.

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Re: Hey Guys!
« Reply #36 on: June 09, 2010, 05:24:51 pm »
* yunhua98 dumps prune juice into everyone and everybody is out again.

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Re: Hey Guys!
« Reply #37 on: June 09, 2010, 11:03:43 pm »
Wow, no wonder post counts got disabled in the intro threads... ;D
yeah :P

It was disabled for a while last Summer too :P (altough it only lasted about 2 months)