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Re: Birthday Posts
« Reply #30 on: November 15, 2009, 08:31:51 pm »
Happy Birthday, tifreak!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


Spoiler For funny life mathematics:
1. ROMANCE MATHEMATICS
Smart man + smart woman = romance
Smart man + dumb woman = affair
Dumb man + smart woman = marriage
Dumb man + dumb woman = pregnancy
2. OFFICE ARITHMETIC
Smart boss + smart employee = profit
Smart boss + dumb employee = production
Dumb boss + smart employee = promotion
Dumb boss + dumb employee = overtime
3. SHOPPING MATH
A man will pay $2 for a $1 item he needs.
A woman will pay $1 for a $2 item that she doesn't need.
4. GENERAL EQUATIONS & STATISTICS
A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband.
A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife.
A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend.
A successful woman is one who can find such a man.
5. HAPPINESS
To be happy with a man, you must understand him a lot and love him a little.
To be happy with a woman, you must love her a lot and not try to understand her at all.
6. LONGEVITY
Married men live longer than single men do, but married men are a lot more willing to die.
7. PROPENSITY TO CHANGE
A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn't.
A man marries a woman expecting that she won't change, and she does.
8. DISCUSSION TECHNIQUE
A woman has the last word in any argument.
Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument.

Girls = Time * Money (Girls are a combination of time and money)
Time = Money (Time is money)
Girls = Money squared (So, girls are money squared)
Money = sqrt(Evil) (Money is also the root of all evil)
Girls = sqrt(Evil) squared (So, girls are the root of all evil squared)
Girls = Evil (Thus, girls are evil)
*Girls=Evil credit goes to Compynerd255*

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Re: Birthday Posts
« Reply #31 on: November 15, 2009, 09:43:46 pm »
Happy Birthday, tifreak!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Yes very happy birthday :)
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Re: Birthday Posts
« Reply #32 on: November 15, 2009, 10:50:48 pm »
Happy birthday tifreak!
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Re: Birthday Posts
« Reply #33 on: November 15, 2009, 11:27:13 pm »
Happy Birthday!

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Re: Birthday Posts
« Reply #34 on: November 16, 2009, 12:01:24 pm »
yh, Happy Birthday ^^

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Re: Birthday Posts
« Reply #35 on: November 25, 2009, 03:32:25 pm »
Happy birthday AMkiller :D
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Re: Birthday Posts
« Reply #36 on: November 25, 2009, 04:22:33 pm »
Me says birthday hi!

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Re: Birthday Posts
« Reply #37 on: December 06, 2009, 04:17:49 pm »
happy upcoming b-day necro
* megajake03 blows up a birthday balloon and gives it to necro
edit: i don't mean making it explode :P
« Last Edit: December 06, 2009, 04:19:07 pm by megajake03 »
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Re: Birthday Posts
« Reply #38 on: December 09, 2009, 10:09:05 pm »
Happy birthday, Necro!!!!!!!!!! I don't know where u are, but i hope u enjoy the b-day


Spoiler For funny life mathematics:
1. ROMANCE MATHEMATICS
Smart man + smart woman = romance
Smart man + dumb woman = affair
Dumb man + smart woman = marriage
Dumb man + dumb woman = pregnancy
2. OFFICE ARITHMETIC
Smart boss + smart employee = profit
Smart boss + dumb employee = production
Dumb boss + smart employee = promotion
Dumb boss + dumb employee = overtime
3. SHOPPING MATH
A man will pay $2 for a $1 item he needs.
A woman will pay $1 for a $2 item that she doesn't need.
4. GENERAL EQUATIONS & STATISTICS
A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband.
A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife.
A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend.
A successful woman is one who can find such a man.
5. HAPPINESS
To be happy with a man, you must understand him a lot and love him a little.
To be happy with a woman, you must love her a lot and not try to understand her at all.
6. LONGEVITY
Married men live longer than single men do, but married men are a lot more willing to die.
7. PROPENSITY TO CHANGE
A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn't.
A man marries a woman expecting that she won't change, and she does.
8. DISCUSSION TECHNIQUE
A woman has the last word in any argument.
Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument.

Girls = Time * Money (Girls are a combination of time and money)
Time = Money (Time is money)
Girls = Money squared (So, girls are money squared)
Money = sqrt(Evil) (Money is also the root of all evil)
Girls = sqrt(Evil) squared (So, girls are the root of all evil squared)
Girls = Evil (Thus, girls are evil)
*Girls=Evil credit goes to Compynerd255*

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Re: Birthday Posts
« Reply #39 on: December 09, 2009, 10:39:34 pm »
yeah typically he's inactive from Sept to December then gets active after holidays. He has lot of school work before, but finishes school before most people
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Re: Birthday Posts
« Reply #40 on: March 12, 2010, 03:52:10 am »
I should pin this...

Happy birthday jsj795!

And happy belated birthday to Kalan Vod :)

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Re: Birthday Posts
« Reply #41 on: March 12, 2010, 04:53:49 pm »
lol thanks! I just went to watch a movie with my friends. Watched The Crazies, it was a good movie...


Spoiler For funny life mathematics:
1. ROMANCE MATHEMATICS
Smart man + smart woman = romance
Smart man + dumb woman = affair
Dumb man + smart woman = marriage
Dumb man + dumb woman = pregnancy
2. OFFICE ARITHMETIC
Smart boss + smart employee = profit
Smart boss + dumb employee = production
Dumb boss + smart employee = promotion
Dumb boss + dumb employee = overtime
3. SHOPPING MATH
A man will pay $2 for a $1 item he needs.
A woman will pay $1 for a $2 item that she doesn't need.
4. GENERAL EQUATIONS & STATISTICS
A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband.
A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife.
A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend.
A successful woman is one who can find such a man.
5. HAPPINESS
To be happy with a man, you must understand him a lot and love him a little.
To be happy with a woman, you must love her a lot and not try to understand her at all.
6. LONGEVITY
Married men live longer than single men do, but married men are a lot more willing to die.
7. PROPENSITY TO CHANGE
A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn't.
A man marries a woman expecting that she won't change, and she does.
8. DISCUSSION TECHNIQUE
A woman has the last word in any argument.
Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument.

Girls = Time * Money (Girls are a combination of time and money)
Time = Money (Time is money)
Girls = Money squared (So, girls are money squared)
Money = sqrt(Evil) (Money is also the root of all evil)
Girls = sqrt(Evil) squared (So, girls are the root of all evil squared)
Girls = Evil (Thus, girls are evil)
*Girls=Evil credit goes to Compynerd255*

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Re: Birthday Posts
« Reply #42 on: March 12, 2010, 05:56:16 pm »
I have been thinking about going to watch it, altough I am unsure yet, since I have a weird work schedule these days (and changing last minute x.x). Is it horror? I like horror movies, but only a few, because most horror movies sucks these days. Either they have poor story or they aren't even scary at all. When I watch Scream or the 2000-ish remake of the Exorcist, I am never scared that much.

In order I generally like apocalypse/disaster movies, then adventure/fantasy, comedy (depends what), sci-fi (depends, too, since many sci-fi movies sucks), then horror
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Re: Birthday Posts
« Reply #43 on: March 12, 2010, 08:00:38 pm »
This is more like the disaster movie, it reminded me a lot of 'I am Legend'

I don't want to spoil the movie too much in case there are people who wants to watch it, but it basically is that there is a viral disease or something like that and people become violent and out of mind.


Spoiler For funny life mathematics:
1. ROMANCE MATHEMATICS
Smart man + smart woman = romance
Smart man + dumb woman = affair
Dumb man + smart woman = marriage
Dumb man + dumb woman = pregnancy
2. OFFICE ARITHMETIC
Smart boss + smart employee = profit
Smart boss + dumb employee = production
Dumb boss + smart employee = promotion
Dumb boss + dumb employee = overtime
3. SHOPPING MATH
A man will pay $2 for a $1 item he needs.
A woman will pay $1 for a $2 item that she doesn't need.
4. GENERAL EQUATIONS & STATISTICS
A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband.
A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife.
A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend.
A successful woman is one who can find such a man.
5. HAPPINESS
To be happy with a man, you must understand him a lot and love him a little.
To be happy with a woman, you must love her a lot and not try to understand her at all.
6. LONGEVITY
Married men live longer than single men do, but married men are a lot more willing to die.
7. PROPENSITY TO CHANGE
A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn't.
A man marries a woman expecting that she won't change, and she does.
8. DISCUSSION TECHNIQUE
A woman has the last word in any argument.
Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument.

Girls = Time * Money (Girls are a combination of time and money)
Time = Money (Time is money)
Girls = Money squared (So, girls are money squared)
Money = sqrt(Evil) (Money is also the root of all evil)
Girls = sqrt(Evil) squared (So, girls are the root of all evil squared)
Girls = Evil (Thus, girls are evil)
*Girls=Evil credit goes to Compynerd255*

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Re: Birthday Posts
« Reply #44 on: March 12, 2010, 08:02:36 pm »
Oooh ok, I see now. I saw I Am Legend actually (as well as half of the original version of it in black and white)
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