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« on: February 21, 2014, 05:28:03 pm »
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« on: February 21, 2014, 06:27:57 am »
6273: your mom only lets you use your calc on saturdays 
that would really suck 
there was a point where my parents would confiscate my calculator when I had homework to do, because I kept programming stuff on it when I got bored.
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« on: February 21, 2014, 01:52:21 am »
There's a bunch over here:http://extremeadvertisements.com
Anyways, this is my favorite so far.
this ad took way too long to go in the direction I was expecting
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« on: February 20, 2014, 02:57:27 am »
throw a plastic duck at it. the speed of light has slowed down to 50km/h, and now, when I walk, relativistic time distortions are macroscopically observable (the color spectrum shifts around, I age faster than the guy sitting on a bench I just crossed, etc...) (for those interested by the concept, check this)
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« on: February 20, 2014, 02:44:33 am »
NSFW for super strong language. Pretty funny though.
Holy profanity...
no matter how hard you try, you will never reach the level of profanity employed by LittlePip in Fallout Equestria. never.
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« on: February 19, 2014, 02:06:55 am »
This is in French but I thought I would share anyway
you made my day
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« on: February 17, 2014, 01:16:50 am »
[relevant] 
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« on: February 15, 2014, 07:53:11 pm »
Google Glass
well that's a disappointment regarding the second question :C
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« on: February 15, 2014, 07:19:19 pm »
actually N64 games aren't that bad on the M64 emulator since the D-pad is octagonal and pretty well designed
those C buttons though...
oh and did I mention I mapped my volume keys as Z and L triggers? (else Z-targeting would be simply impossible)
in the end, the configuration I had made it playable enough (although I had a really hard time aiming at anything with the bow/hookshot, but then again, most of the gameplay revolves around Z-targeting)
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« on: February 15, 2014, 05:59:26 pm »
[unrelated]
(this is the point where I realize I finished LoZ:OoT and LoZ:MM on my phone's emulator. you know, the stuff than handles like a smoothing-iron because your thumbs hide half of the screen and you can't feel the controls like you would on a physical controller)
(one day, I will pay 50 cents for every savestate I used on this emulator. this day, I will be bankrupt)
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« on: February 15, 2014, 03:56:02 pm »
What the hell happened there? 
they're driving a bus  the question now is: who is holding the camera? (alternatively: whose arms were cut in the process of making the picture?)
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« on: February 14, 2014, 07:58:13 am »
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« on: February 14, 2014, 01:34:19 am »
Although I generally believe that the less said about Mr. Cave Johnson, the better, I do feel obligated to say a few things about Mr. Johnson's disorderly opinions. My hope is that the following text will delight the critical and offer food for thought to those contemplating Mr. Johnson's footling inclinations. He's planning to exploit issues such as the global economic crisis and the increase in world terrorism in order to instigate planet-wide chaos. Planet-wide chaos is Mr. Johnson's gateway to global tyranny, which will in turn enable him to feed us ever-larger doses of his lies and crackpot assumptions. His latest manifesto, like all the ones that preceded it, is a consummate anthology of disastrously bad writing teeming with misquotations and inaccuracies, an odyssey of anecdotes that are occasionally entertaining but certainly not informative. This is well illustrated in what remains one of the most divisive issues of our day: negativism.
Let me move now from the abstract to the concrete. That is, let me give you a (mercifully) few examples of Mr. Johnson's outrageous ineptitude. For starters, his plans for the future cannot stand on their own merit. That's why they're dependent on elaborate artifices and explanatory stories to convince us that Mr. Johnson's feral club is a respected civil-rights organization. I recently heard a famous celebrity—I forgot which one—say, “By letting Mr. Johnson control what we do and how we do it, we are playing a loser's game.” That's such a great quote, I wish I had been the one who thought of it. Sadly, the cleverest thing I ever said was that to say that irritating doomsday prophets make the best scoutmasters and schoolteachers is lickerish nonsense and untrue to boot.
I mean, the tone of Mr. Johnson's projects is eerily reminiscent of that of intolerant, treasonous renegades of the late 1940s in the sense that at this point in the letter I had planned to tell you that I am appalled by the vast generalizations in Mr. Johnson's claim that one can understand the elements of a scientific theory only by reference to the social condition and personal histories of the scientists involved. However, one of my colleagues pointed out that all Mr. Johnson cares about is money. Hence, I discarded the discourse I had previously prepared and substituted the following discussion in which I argue that he sometimes has trouble convincing people that he's a tribune of the oppressed. When he has such trouble, he usually trots out a few pouty con artists to constate authoritatively that metagrobolism is a be-all, end-all system that should be forcefully imposed upon us. Whether or not that trick of his works, it's still the case that if I wanted to brainwash and manipulate a large segment of the population, I would convince them that it's okay for Mr. Johnson to indulge his every whim and lust without regard for anyone else or for society as a whole. In fact, that's exactly what Mr. Johnson does as part of his quest to censor any incomplicitous invectives. I'll talk about that another time. I have other, more important, things to discuss now. For starters, there's something fishy about Mr. Johnson's opuscula. I think he's up to something, something dastardly and perhaps even undiplomatic. With this letter, I hope I have made my views crystal-clear: Everyone knows of the lust and driving passion that has caused this problem.
The people who wrote this had either too much free time, or too much complaints to file...
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« on: February 13, 2014, 01:08:29 pm »
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« on: February 13, 2014, 11:00:11 am »
Actually it's xfce4 (a fork of gnome). The icon theme I'm using is the Feanza icon theme The window manager theme is Albatross (requires gtk-engine-murrine to display everything accurately)
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