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Re: My Last Minute Contest Entry - Easy Game
« Reply #15 on: July 16, 2011, 07:33:57 am »
The Game Informer review should've been "This...is the...game."
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EDIT:Yes, I know I'm posting at 4:30am, but you shouldn't be concerned.
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Re: My Last Minute Contest Entry - Easy Game
« Reply #16 on: July 16, 2011, 07:36:04 am »
This game saved my life!
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Re: My Last Minute Contest Entry - Easy Game
« Reply #17 on: July 16, 2011, 08:41:35 am »
It's great that someone could make a playable game in such a short time.
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Re: My Last Minute Contest Entry - Easy Game
« Reply #18 on: July 16, 2011, 08:49:32 am »
I've been trying to win at this game... but it's impossible!!! I KEEP LOSING THE GAME


Edit: I was able to beat the game with the help of http://ourl.ca/12110
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Spoiler For funny life mathematics:
1. ROMANCE MATHEMATICS
Smart man + smart woman = romance
Smart man + dumb woman = affair
Dumb man + smart woman = marriage
Dumb man + dumb woman = pregnancy
2. OFFICE ARITHMETIC
Smart boss + smart employee = profit
Smart boss + dumb employee = production
Dumb boss + smart employee = promotion
Dumb boss + dumb employee = overtime
3. SHOPPING MATH
A man will pay $2 for a $1 item he needs.
A woman will pay $1 for a $2 item that she doesn't need.
4. GENERAL EQUATIONS & STATISTICS
A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband.
A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife.
A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend.
A successful woman is one who can find such a man.
5. HAPPINESS
To be happy with a man, you must understand him a lot and love him a little.
To be happy with a woman, you must love her a lot and not try to understand her at all.
6. LONGEVITY
Married men live longer than single men do, but married men are a lot more willing to die.
7. PROPENSITY TO CHANGE
A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn't.
A man marries a woman expecting that she won't change, and she does.
8. DISCUSSION TECHNIQUE
A woman has the last word in any argument.
Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument.

Girls = Time * Money (Girls are a combination of time and money)
Time = Money (Time is money)
Girls = Money squared (So, girls are money squared)
Money = sqrt(Evil) (Money is also the root of all evil)
Girls = sqrt(Evil) squared (So, girls are the root of all evil squared)
Girls = Evil (Thus, girls are evil)
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Re: My Last Minute Contest Entry - Easy Game
« Reply #19 on: July 16, 2011, 08:53:54 am »
You know, i should ask: What is the game? Hows the Weather today?
Yea, i know of the game.
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Re: My Last Minute Contest Entry - Easy Game
« Reply #20 on: July 16, 2011, 01:27:49 pm »
This game has left me speechless. Words cannot describe what I am saying. I have only been able to beat this game by cheating severely, I know it's not in good taste, but I don't care, this game is indescribable.

For those who want to see my valiant attempt at this game, witness my .gif. But remember, I cheated, and unless you want to be a cheater, I suggest you beat the game before watching this. Watching this before you beat the game will most likely lead to death.

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Re: My Last Minute Contest Entry - Easy Game
« Reply #21 on: July 16, 2011, 05:04:56 pm »
I smell a tool assisted speedrun.

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Re: My Last Minute Contest Entry - Easy Game
« Reply #22 on: July 16, 2011, 05:50:26 pm »
Lol, thepenguin.  That's more than I've laughed all day. :D

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Re: My Last Minute Contest Entry - Easy Game
« Reply #23 on: July 16, 2011, 09:17:32 pm »
Someone, *cough*thepenguin77*cough* has defiled this game by otherwise causing it to not work properly. Such foul acts cannot and will not be tolerated. Period. All persons in this act are to disregard all false statements from anyone who commits this act. Anyone caught doing these acts will be shamed for eternity. Thank you, and have a great time playing.
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Re: My Last Minute Contest Entry - Easy Game
« Reply #24 on: July 24, 2011, 05:08:46 pm »
Best. Game. Ever.

I'm sure it'll win the contest, by far!

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Re: My Last Minute Contest Entry - Easy Game
« Reply #25 on: July 24, 2011, 05:58:39 pm »
Of course it will, but I did instruct people not to vote for it.

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Re: My Last Minute Contest Entry - Easy Game
« Reply #26 on: July 24, 2011, 06:01:55 pm »
Being told not to do something only makes it more fun to do.

But I didn't vote for it. I listened to sirCmpwn
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 - Oxo, with single-calc multiplayer and AI (axe) RELEASED (screenshot) (topic)
 - An android version of oxo (java)  ACTIVE
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- A first person shooter with a polygon-based 3d engine. (z80, will probably be recoded in axe using GLib) ON HOLD (screenshot)
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Re: My Last Minute Contest Entry - Easy Game
« Reply #27 on: August 17, 2011, 04:33:25 pm »
You slime-crusted yellow-bellied dogs ready for a sequel?

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Re: My Last Minute Contest Entry - Easy Game
« Reply #28 on: August 17, 2011, 04:35:44 pm »
yesyesyesyes!  :D

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Minor setback due to code messing up.  On hold for Contest.
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Re: My Last Minute Contest Entry - Easy Game
« Reply #29 on: August 17, 2011, 05:20:38 pm »
It'll be even better than WFRNG!!!