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Re: Funny #omnimaga quotes (NSFW)
« Reply #1095 on: September 03, 2014, 09:11:54 pm »
[9:10:26 PM]   123outerme   I'm so tired that I almost peed into the trash can in the bathroom
[9:10:33 PM]   123outerme   Instead of the toilet

I see. Common problem, I'd recommend consulting a urinologist on how to properly pee into a trash can with accuracy and precision and eliminate splash.
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Re: Funny #omnimaga quotes (NSFW)
« Reply #1096 on: September 03, 2014, 10:34:45 pm »
Shall we call that phone? :trollface:
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Re: Funny #omnimaga quotes (NSFW)
« Reply #1097 on: September 04, 2014, 07:49:06 am »

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Re: Funny #omnimaga quotes (NSFW)
« Reply #1098 on: September 05, 2014, 10:21:44 pm »
[10:18:46 PM]   123outerme   I exist in this IRC chat now
[10:19:04 PM]   Sorunome   no, you don't

[10:19:06 PM]   Sorunome   you only pretend to

[10:19:18 PM]   123outerme   deeeeep

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Re: Funny #omnimaga quotes (NSFW)
« Reply #1099 on: September 19, 2014, 12:47:56 am »
Not really an Omnimaga quote and quite a bit trollish, but somebody used this as his forum signature on the old Omnimaga forums and I thought it was kinda funny, especially if you now replace Microsoft with TI :trollface: http://z9.invisionfree.com/omnimaga/index.php?showuser=102 :

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Re: Funny #omnimaga quotes (NSFW)
« Reply #1100 on: September 22, 2014, 02:37:57 am »
Are bad internets dangerous? :P

[2:36:23 AM]   *   Element has joined #omnimaga
[2:36:23 AM]   *   ` set #omnimaga mode +v Element
[2:36:30 AM]   DJ Omnimaga   sorry I had to
[2:36:51 AM]   DJ Omnimaga   hi element
[2:36:58 AM]   Element   hi
[2:36:59 AM]   *   tev has quit IRC (hub.efnet.us irc.paraphysics.net)
[2:36:59 AM]   *   geekboy has quit IRC (hub.efnet.us irc.paraphysics.net)
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[2:37:01 AM]   Element   brb reboot
[2:37:08 AM]   Element   I´m sick of this internet derping >_>
[2:37:12 AM]   *   Element has quit IRC (Quit: さようなら)
[2:37:17 AM]   DJ Omnimaga   did you just cause a netsplit?
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Re: Funny #omnimaga quotes (NSFW)
« Reply #1101 on: September 22, 2014, 07:34:31 am »
<Sorunome> hi
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Re: Funny #omnimaga quotes (NSFW)
« Reply #1102 on: September 22, 2014, 07:44:09 am »
Are bad internets dangerous? :P

[2:36:23 AM]   *   Element has joined #omnimaga
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[2:36:30 AM]   DJ Omnimaga   sorry I had to
[2:36:51 AM]   DJ Omnimaga   hi element
[2:36:58 AM]   Element   hi
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[2:37:01 AM]   Element   brb reboot
[2:37:08 AM]   Element   I´m sick of this internet derping >_>
[2:37:12 AM]   *   Element has quit IRC (Quit: さようなら)
[2:37:17 AM]   DJ Omnimaga   did you just cause a netsplit?
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Re: Funny #omnimaga quotes (NSFW)
« Reply #1103 on: September 22, 2014, 04:45:44 pm »
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[4:43:03 PM]   123outerme   what the...
[4:43:10 PM]   123outerme   ffffun?
[4:43:29 PM]   123outerme   So, this person (that I'm pretty sure is a spambot, btw)
[4:43:56 PM]   123outerme   just messaged me on skype basically inviting me to a "live" webchat service that I've never even heard of
[4:44:15 PM]   123outerme   And basically saying a bunch of sexual stuff

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Re: Funny #omnimaga quotes (NSFW)
« Reply #1104 on: September 22, 2014, 11:44:22 pm »
Yeah that's pretty common x.x. I think that often they are bots pretending to be hot chicks then they either ask your credit card number to watch more or lure you to some shady website filled with malware.

Some are real users, though. I even got some on Facebook when I made it on top of the Reverbnation Quebec City music charts


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[9:32:20 AM]   Sorunome   everything, fear leads to anger, anger leads to hate and hate leads to suffering

False: IE6 leads to anger, IE6 leads to hate and IE6 leads to suffering :P
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Re: Funny #omnimaga quotes (NSFW)
« Reply #1105 on: September 23, 2014, 09:42:26 pm »
IE6 leads to firefox, firefox leads to chrome, and chrome leads to... something else.
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Re: Funny #omnimaga quotes (NSFW)
« Reply #1106 on: September 24, 2014, 07:45:32 am »
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[9:32:20 AM]   Sorunome   everything, fear leads to anger, anger leads to hate and hate leads to suffering

False: IE6 leads to anger, IE6 leads to hate and IE6 leads to suffering :P
But Star Wars quote D:

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Re: Funny #omnimaga quotes (NSFW)
« Reply #1107 on: September 28, 2014, 11:34:17 pm »
In case somebody wants to append this to the first post, along with all the quotes missing after Quote 139, here are #omnimaga quotes from 2005-06. The quote IDs are high because they were botnet-wide, so other channels had their own quote lists but shared the same ID pool.

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470   Kevin_O   19:11 10 Feb 06   <xlibman> !google fuck <efneTI30> Search Result 1: Resource Center / Tips & Tutorials / Advanced Search (http://studio.adobe.com/us/search/main.jsp)
469   Patori   17:45 9 Feb 06   <Gambit_> !google decrease kbps mp3 <efneTI30> Search Result 1: Take Control of Your Period, The Well-Timed Period: From Quality ... (http://tcoyp.com/)
464   alex10819   17:57 7 Feb 06   <alex10819> he got his shirt stuck in his zipper <kalan_vod> thats not my shirt...
465   alex10819   17:57 7 Feb 06   <alex10819> he got his shirt stuck in his zipper <kalan_vod> thats not my shirt...
463   Kevin_O   10:14 7 Feb 06   <Krid> Nor Myself, since it's awesome to code <kalan_vod> Yeah, the chicks did it! <Krid> You lost me there <kalan_vod> The females like a guy who codes for calculators [/sarcasim]
462   Kevin_O   19:48 4 Feb 06   <xlibman> !seen _3fg_ [21:47] <Remius>   _3FG_ ([email protected]) was last seen joining #tcpa only 2 seconds ago. _3FG_ is still on #tcpa. [21:47] <efneTI86>   _3FG_ ([email protected]) was last seen joining #tcpa only 3 seconds ago. _3FG_ is still on #tcpa. [21:47] -->|   _3FG_ ([email protected]) h
461   Kevin_O   18:56 4 Feb 06   <kalan_vod> QUick someone send some rechargable tr1p1eas to patori!
460   Kevin_O   18:51 3 Feb 06   <xlibman> !seen Kevin_O <Remius> I found 104 matches to your query; please refine it to see any output.
450   Kevin_O   14:48 22 Jan 06   <AnthonyL> Oh well nice talking with you but I need to go <AnthonyL> One last thing <Kevin_O> ? <AnthonyL> !t Change! <Kevin_O> O_O =-=   efneTI86 has changed the topic to ?Change!? <AnthonyL> :) <Kevin_O> !k AnthonyL =-=   AnthonyL was booted from #omnimaga by efneTI86 (Kevin_O)
437   Kevin_O   16:58 15 Jan 06   !qadd <tr1p1ea> meowed <+Kevin_O> O_o * Kevin_O thinks tr1p1ea is slowly morphing into a cat <tr1p1ea> slowly! <tr1p1ea> i am teh kitties! <+Kevin_O> O_O * tr1p1ea runs off to chase a mouse * Kevin_O hides <tr1p1ea> *cant get cable to unplug* <tr1p1ea> silly usb
371   alex10819   17:47 6 Dec 05   <[froody]> SliqX2: god you stink
368   Kevin_O   10:36 6 Dec 05   <AnthonyL> YEAH SON <AnthonyL> DIS IS DA NEW ME <AnthonyL> IM GANSTHA <AnthonyL> BLING BLING! <AnthonyL> DEM DER CALCULATORZ ARE DE SHITZ! <Kevin_O> o.o <Kevin_O> wtf <AnthonyL> YO DONT BE HATIN
341   alex10819   16:43 3 Dec 05   wcm20102004: I am going tro quit irc
319   Kevin_O   16:21 15 Nov 05   <Kevin_O> try to not abuse the !q, !qadd, !qdel, !f***, !qsay and !quote commands tho [originally added by KermM] [Added onionman at 2005/11/15 16:20]
310   Kevin_O   20:57 1 Nov 05   |<--   gravsys has left efnet (Quit: moving from a 40mhz sparc to a 1.7GHZ P4)
302   Kevin_O   07:47 19 Oct 05   |<-- Beelzebub has left efnet (Killed (hub.uk (Nick collision (new))))
295   Kevin_O   18:45 7 Oct 05   <Alex10819> that bot has a nasty attitude <Alex10819> i dont like it a bit <Kevin_O> lol <AlexHelp> yeah yeah... and i dont like you putting me on some girls computer when she doesnt even know what eggdrop.conf does
278   Kevin_O   12:30 17 Sep 05   <alex10819> AlexHelp is coming... and he works better now -->|   AlexHelp ([email protected]) has joined #omnimaga <alex10819> !weather KAVL <alex10819> botlag?
273   Kevin_O   19:07 3 Sep 05   <Kevin_O> I'll bbl, just need to eat a lil smthin, cya <AnthonyL> how about: SPAM OMNIMAGA BECAUSE KEVIN_O WILL EAT YOUR BRAINS! <AnthonyL> see!!!!!!!!! he IS going to eat!!!! AHHH [...] <AnthonyL> !t SPAM OMNIMAGA BECAUSE KEVIN_O WILL EAT YOUR BRAINS! =-=   efneTI86 has changed the topic to ?SPAM OMNIMAGA BECAUSE KEVIN_O WILL EAT YOUR BRAINS!?


Source: https://web.archive.org/web/20070221192442/http://tcpa.aardy.net/quotes/?channel=omnimaga
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Re: Funny #omnimaga quotes (NSFW)
« Reply #1108 on: October 19, 2014, 12:30:09 pm »
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<Sorunome> is DJ_Omniwalrus around or anybody else who knows their way around reuben2 ?
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Re: Funny #omnimaga quotes (NSFW)
« Reply #1109 on: October 23, 2014, 06:04:55 pm »
Lol Soru. Note that I was away for 2 hours, though, and IRCCloud disconnects people after 2 hours of inactivity unless they purchase a premium account. :P


Also not an Omni quote, but I saw this in an old ticalc.org news and I laughed hard XD

Anyway, it seems that TI doesnt actually have a trademark on TI News, although they do have a trademark on the word "Good".

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