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Re: Funny #omnimaga quotes (NSFW)
« Reply #525 on: September 27, 2011, 12:09:05 pm »
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Re: Funny #omnimaga quotes (NSFW)
« Reply #526 on: September 27, 2011, 02:57:35 pm »
Yo dawg I herd u coded code so I coded code in your code so you can code your code while you code your code

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Re: Funny #omnimaga quotes (NSFW)
« Reply #527 on: September 27, 2011, 03:03:57 pm »
Yo dawg I herd u coded code so I coded code in your code so you can code your code while you code your code

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eval("eval(\"eval(\\\"echo \\\\\"Hello Eval!\\\\\"\\\")\")");
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Re: Funny #omnimaga quotes (NSFW)
« Reply #528 on: September 28, 2011, 07:37:32 am »
Quote from: #omnimaga
[05:23:17] <+OmnomIRC> (O)<p2> You should really make your name shorter or (better idea) tell us a good nickname for you (a SHORT one!)
[05:23:20] <+OmnomIRC> (O)<yeongJIN_COOL> puzzle designing is painful XP
[05:23:45] <+Iambian> Debugging something where just about everything is broken... is painful.
[05:23:50] <+OmnomIRC> (O)<p2> you are designing a puzzle??
[05:23:59] <+OmnomIRC> (O)<yeongJIN_COOL> for my zcontest entry XP
[05:24:00] * +PatrickD ([email protected]) Quit (Ping timeout: 376 seconds)
[05:24:00] <+Iambian> And I *mean* just about everything is broken.
[05:24:11] <+OmnomIRC> (O)<p2> ah
[05:24:12] <+OmnomIRC> (O)<Stefan Bauwens> I'll probably be on in 4 hours too
[05:24:21] <+OmnomIRC> (O)<p2> oh... Not good, or?
[05:24:40] <+OmnomIRC> (O)<yeongJIN_COOL> @p2, then I wanna be called by my custom title, unabridged
[05:24:40] <+OmnomIRC> (O)<p2> last one @Iambian
[05:24:59] <+OmnomIRC> (O)<p2> ok
[05:25:06] <+OmnomIRC> (O)<p2> hi, bridge!
[05:25:13] <+OmnomIRC> (O)<yeongJIN_COOL> XP
[05:25:19] <+OmnomIRC> (O)<p2> (that's a word I won't forget!)
[05:25:26] <+OmnomIRC> (O)<Stefan Bauwens> no no u2
[05:25:31] <+Iambian> I'm so not going to be sleeping well "tonight"
[05:25:40] <+Iambian> 7:26AM and still going
[05:25:46] <+OmnomIRC> (O)<yeongJIN_COOL> unabridged means not abbriviated
[05:26:28] <+OmnomIRC> (O)<Stefan Bauwens> oh yeah
[05:27:05] <+OmnomIRC> (O)<Stefan Bauwens> so we will call you yeojicoo >:D
[05:27:13] <+OmnomIRC> (O)<yeongJIN_COOL> ....
[05:27:24] <+OmnomIRC> (O)<yeongJIN_COOL> sounds like some japanese name XP
[05:27:27] <+Iambian> I'm off to get me some Red Kool-Aid and then increase my blood sugar to dangerous heights in a very cheap manner.
[05:27:39] <+OmnomIRC> (O)<yeongJIN_COOL> have fun,
[05:27:54] <+OmnomIRC> (O)<Stefan Bauwens> We just can call you y2
[05:27:55] <+OmnomIRC> (O)<p2> for me, it's "BRIDGE"
[05:28:10] <+OmnomIRC> (O)<Stefan Bauwens> no
[05:28:10] <+OmnomIRC> (O)<p2> or should I change it to "UN-BRIDGED"??
[05:28:20] <+OmnomIRC> (O)<Stefan Bauwens> unabridged isn't his nickname
[05:28:33] <+OmnomIRC> (O)<p2> :P
[05:28:41] <+OmnomIRC> (O)<p2> Then I'm for y2, too!
[05:28:47] <+OmnomIRC> (O)<yeongJIN_COOL> go check my custom title, if you want to know what I want to be called by XP
[05:29:06] <+OmnomIRC> (O)<Stefan Bauwens> Mega Bustin' Music Makin' BrainMezzer Just for You?
[05:29:14] <+OmnomIRC> (O)<p2> Mega Bustin' Music Makin' BrainMezzer
[05:29:14] <+OmnomIRC> (O)<yeongJIN_COOL> XD
[05:29:20] <+OmnomIRC> (O)<p2> BRIDGE!
[05:29:25] <+OmnomIRC> (O)<yeongJIN_COOL> O.o
[05:29:30] <+OmnomIRC> (O)<p2> :D
[05:29:37] <+OmnomIRC> (O)<p2> =D
[05:29:39] <+OmnomIRC> (O)<Stefan Bauwens> yeah, lets bother yeong forever with unabridged
[05:29:42] <+OmnomIRC> (O)* yeongJIN_COOL worries that it might stick to his nick forever XP
[05:29:55] <+OmnomIRC> (O)<p2> =D =D
[05:30:10] <+OmnomIRC> (O)<Stefan Bauwens> Hey Unabridged. Sup?
[05:30:25] <+OmnomIRC> (O)<yeongJIN_COOL> XD
[05:30:29] <+OmnomIRC> (O)<p2> no, not unAbridged!! it's BRIDGE or UN-BRIDGED!!
[05:30:42] <+OmnomIRC> (O)<yeongJIN_COOL> i will decompress youuuuu
[05:30:52] <+OmnomIRC> (O)<p2> or maybe THE-BRIDGE
[05:31:22] <+OmnomIRC> (O)<yeongJIN_COOL> The-BRIDGE_GAME?
[05:31:26] <+OmnomIRC> (O)<p2> THE-BRIDGE-MONSTAR-THAT-WILL-EAT-YOU-ALL?? is that better??
[05:31:30] <+OmnomIRC> (O)<Stefan Bauwens> http://thesaurus.com/browse/unabridged
[05:31:33] <+OmnomIRC> (O)<p2> YAY!!
[05:31:37] <+OmnomIRC> (O)<p2> Bridge-game!!
[05:31:57] * +New post by Chockosta in [Lua] Make3D http://omniurl.tk/7968/193116
[05:32:03] <+OmnomIRC> (O)<yeongJIN_COOL> @Stefan I think he knows the meaning, but just want to mess with my nickname :P
[05:32:03] <+OmnomIRC> (O)<Stefan Bauwens> Mega-unbridge-man
[05:32:37] <+OmnomIRC> (O)<Stefan Bauwens> yeah i know. But you can look for synonyms on your new nickname >:D
[05:32:39] <+OmnomIRC> (O)* yeongJIN_COOL finished writing a essay in AP Calc class
[05:32:41] <+OmnomIRC> (O)<p2> THE BRIDGED ONE
[05:32:50] <+OmnomIRC> (O)<Stefan Bauwens> yeah
[05:32:55] <+OmnomIRC> (O)<p2> :D
[05:33:31] <+OmnomIRC> (O)<p2> what sounds better? THE-BRIDGE or BRIDGE-GAME or THE-BRIDGED-ONE??
[05:33:41] <+OmnomIRC> (O)<yeongJIN_COOL> erm
[05:33:46] <+OmnomIRC> (O)<p2> :D
[05:33:51] <+OmnomIRC> (O)<p2> =D
[05:33:55] <+OmnomIRC> (O)<yeongJIN_COOL> I can't choose XP
[05:33:55] <+OmnomIRC> (O)<Stefan Bauwens> Lets use a ll om 'em
[05:34:05] <+OmnomIRC> (O)<Stefan Bauwens> all of*
[05:34:05] <+OmnomIRC> (O)* yeongJIN_COOL noms Stefan
[05:34:12] <+OmnomIRC> (O)<Stefan Bauwens> >:D
[05:34:40] <+OmnomIRC> (O)* p2 eats the unnamed guy whith his bridge
[05:34:51] <+OmnomIRC> (O)<p2> =D
[05:35:05] <+OmnomIRC> (O)<Stefan Bauwens> What sup bridged one?
[05:35:38] <+OmnomIRC> (O)<p2> I'm too lazy to write the full name, but I'll try now!

NUU I dont wanna be a bridge D:
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Re: Funny #omnimaga quotes (NSFW)
« Reply #529 on: September 28, 2011, 08:12:10 am »
BUT YOU ARE!!!
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Re: Funny #omnimaga quotes (NSFW)
« Reply #530 on: October 02, 2011, 02:48:42 pm »
From forums:

I think I'll poke butts next time I see him... :P
it took me a while to understand that sentence.  :P
I guess it could be taken the wrong way... :)
I got a good laugh out of this. ;D

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Re: Funny #omnimaga quotes (NSFW)
« Reply #531 on: October 05, 2011, 02:20:54 pm »
I lol'd when I saw this.

Also on IRC I remember seeing some sort of discussion that almost made me pull another Xzibit joke but I forgot what it was. D:
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Re: Funny #omnimaga quotes (NSFW)
« Reply #532 on: October 05, 2011, 07:50:34 pm »
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Re: Funny #omnimaga quotes (NSFW)
« Reply #533 on: October 05, 2011, 08:29:23 pm »
Why so much violence?  D:
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Re: Funny #omnimaga quotes (NSFW)
« Reply #534 on: October 05, 2011, 11:49:04 pm »
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Re: Funny #omnimaga quotes (NSFW)
« Reply #535 on: October 06, 2011, 12:17:07 am »
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Re: Funny #omnimaga quotes (NSFW)
« Reply #536 on: October 07, 2011, 12:15:34 am »
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<leafy> BBOY
<Bboy> :D
<leafy> i have a boner to pick you with
<Netham45> D:
* Bboy hides
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Re: Funny #omnimaga quotes (NSFW)
« Reply #537 on: October 07, 2011, 01:05:22 am »
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<leafy> BBOY
<Bboy> :D
<leafy> i have a boner to pick you with
<Netham45> D:
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Re: Funny #omnimaga quotes (NSFW)
« Reply #538 on: October 07, 2011, 03:27:34 pm »
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<leafy> BBOY
<Bboy> :D
<leafy> i have a boner to pick you with
<Netham45> D:
* Bboy hides
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Re: Funny #omnimaga quotes (NSFW)
« Reply #539 on: October 07, 2011, 06:34:25 pm »
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<leafy> BBOY
<Bboy> :D
<leafy> i have a boner to pick you with
<Netham45> D:
* Bboy hides
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I didn't know leafy played the trombone.  ::)
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