Lol I am glad the bells at my schools did not sound like fire alarms (they played some weird music that sounds a bit like 8 bit stuff). When watching movies occuring at schools, I always thought there was a fire alarm going off at first.

In elementary school there simply was a teacher coming outside and ringing an old bell.

When, before a test, as everybody knows you have calculators to burn, all three other people at your table ask for one.
And you still have one for yourself.

True story.

**Bonus points if you pulled them all out of your pockets

lol
I even can't use solar powered single-line (or dual line if you want) calcs anymoar.

When you realize that, holy crap, you actually know stuff now and people are coming to you for advice, just like you came to others for advice.

A friend asks for a calc. You hand them the form.

When someone you know wants you to teach their children programming.
True story.

When you discover your classmate posted random recordings of you on Youtube and the results are damn scary. True story.

halp

Now THAT is some high quality blackmail material. There used to be a video of me on YouTube operating 7 calculators at once. My friends all considered me the biggest nerd. Now that I think about it.... They still do.